officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

Anonymous:
Hey its me again *sad smile* he's leaving today. And u know when i ended it (5mins ago), i did it over skype because i cant send him off later and i just wished that i didnt have to look at his face. He was so happy and now we're so broken.

hi there again, i’m so sorry you had to go through that awful process, i’m sure you’re feeling so empty and horrible now. and it’s normal. life is not a bed of roses and it’s horrible to have your heart broken right now. but life will go on. slowly, you’ll stop grieving, impossible as it seems, and you will feel better. there’s really not much clichéd advice i can give you, but you have to let it out. cry or punch your pillow or something. and go to sleep. it’s okay. you guys are not broken. you are not broken. things may be horrible now but it’s okay. you’re going to be okay. go hug a friend. call a friend. let it out. *gives you a really nice hug*

communistbakery:

fubuki-atsuya:

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xe deodorant gives me life . at social events or school or anywhere I put on AXE DEODORANT and watch all girls within a TWO MILE RADIUS flock towards me , wanting to smell my axe-covered body. it works EVERY TIME and I have met over 5,000 HOT GIRLS just by using this life-changing stick deodorant

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)