lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

sarahwei:
heyheyhey buddy

o-ceani-llusion:

Waddup chicka

BB

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insta-gramcracker:

you can’t spell mediocre without me

day 3 - i just discovered that i need you by m83 is a really really really beautiful song and i feel really full when i’m listening to it love love love songs that make me feel this way :’)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope)

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy)